Imagine waking up thinking you have been run over by a truck. Your head is pounding, your body hurts, and your throat feels as though you ate sandpaper. You call your company to let them know you are on a sick day. If fortune favors you, your boss extends a sympathetic “Get well soon.” If you are not, HR could be on the phone with your clinic in one hour to confirm your condition or, worse, convince your doctor to call off your sick leave.
In a strange turn of events, some companies want staff members to plan their sicknesses like dental visits. Being truly sick is insufficient. Apparently, you also have to forecast when you will be sick and make sure it falls at a “convenient” moment for the business. The ridiculousness of this way of thinking is almost funny if it were not so pervasive and destructive.
The Comedy of “Pre-Planned” Illnesses
Imagine a world where you’re required to submit a formal request for illness:
“To HR, dear, Next Thursday I will have a cold. Kindly approve my sick leave and inform the staff.
Of course, you would also have to include recuperation time, as coming to work mid-fever would be unacceptable behavior. Perhaps you should also plan a follow-up illness if the first one falls short.
Illnesses are naturally inconvenient, as reality shows. They have no concern for your team meetings, deadlines, or the current understaffing of your department. Meanwhile, some companies pretend workers have complete control over when and how they become ill. Consequently, a society that expects people to work through their illness causes fatigue, extended recuperation, and even workplace disease transmission.
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